News

17/02/09

How The Credit Crunch Has Hit Aceland:

We have had to reconsider plans for adoption of more otters at his moment in time.

Plans to embark on Aceland's first mission into space have been shelved.

Worst of all, we have had to begin the importation of poorer quality tea bags in order to maintain the promise to every Acelander that there will be a constant supply of tea into the country.

It truly is a tough time for all.

19/11/08

Aceland is suffering heavily from the credit crunch.

21/01/08

Eyup people, the President will be embarking on an extended visit to Ghana for the next few months and he has decided to donate his two adopted Otters, to the people of Aceland! Catkin and Jeannie are now are first official Otters, watch this space for more information! The Otter Fund we started never reached its goal so the government has an £18 budget which will be spent on anything the people so desire.

05/07/07

President Blade has announced that due to extensive fund raising for a state visit to Ghana, the Otter tax is still hovering around the £18 mark, at £30 a pop Otters don't come cheap but President Blade assures Acelanders that the quest to adopt our great nation an Otter is not over. Any donations are welcome.

07/04/07

President Blade is currently away at his summer residence but would like to inform his loyal citizens that the Otter tax has thus far raised somewhere in the region of £18.21 in the quest to adopt an Otter for Aceland.

02/01/07

Today President Blade has passed legislation as regards the taxation of Acelandic citizens. The Otter tax as it shall hereafter be known is a voluntary tax the proceeds of which shall be used to adopt an Otter for the people of Aceland.

01/01/07

The Democratic Republic of Aceland officially announces the adoption of their new flag with a new feature- our national drink, a cup of tea, we also now have a Presidential Hat.